What was the baker a coward? He didn't have the "Bunz" to prove it!

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Roses are red violets are blue... Only not really. Actually light is reflected off them and these colors show up soo....

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why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

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Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

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How do you get a elephant in a fridge? You open the fridge and put it in. How do you get a Rhino in a fridge? You take the elephant out and then put the rhino in. All the animals in the animal kingdom are at a meeting, what animal isn't there? The rhino, his in the fridge. How do you cross a river full of alligators? Walk across the allligators are at the meeting.

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My friends told me they found a dead women....they said they pissed on her........that was my mom

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Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

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Your Mama's so fat she can't fit into a toy car!

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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A very rich man had a daughter whom all of the men in town wanted to marry her for wealth. Except there was one man who wanted to marry her due to his love for her. The father let his daughter marry whomever she wanted from all of the men in town, and she chose a man named Wilson Fremblington who wanted to marry her for wealth, because he was physically fit and overall a friendly man.

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lewis=cardiac

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he got hit by a car because he wasn't aware of the dangers of not looking both ways. Bufoon

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Q: What Did Alakazam Use To Listen Gangnam Style? A: He Used Psybeam.

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^ That's not even funny ^

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Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

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What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

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It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

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whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

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Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

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If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

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Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

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Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

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Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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