- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

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My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

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