- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the Orphan finish his lemonade. His legs got chopped off.

A man was walking along and got his legs shot off. He then proceeded to calm his wife and children and buy a wheelchair.

what is red white and blue? the french flag

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

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