- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the name of Hellen keller's dog? She doesn't have a dog, she's blind and deaf and would not be able to give it the adequate amount of care. Additionally, it's morally reprehensible to make fun of Helen Keller.

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

What's 9+10 Ebola

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

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