Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

i hate non minorities!

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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