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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

why does the man appear fat he is

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

im a policeman the car infront of me had a foot hanging out of the trunk. i pulled him over. i closed the trunk and proceeded to inform him of the dangers of open trunks.

Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

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