- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

Why aren't dragons real? Because if any animal were to breath fire (let alone have a gland that produced it), they would cease to live for their necks would scorch from the inside out.

What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

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