How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

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Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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