A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

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Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

Roses are red So are you Cause you killed my dreams So I killed you

blargen fa-diddle nachen!

Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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