What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

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One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

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What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

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i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

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An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

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What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

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Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

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Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

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What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

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a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

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A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

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What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

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Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

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This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

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She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

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Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

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What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

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Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

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How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

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What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

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A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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