Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

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