FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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