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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

A man and a cucumber walk into a bar. They sit three seats away from each other and intermediately give nervous looks to one another. Finally the man stands up and declares "I hate bar jokes" and walks out.

A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

an american walks out of a strip club.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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