What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

kennah campion... being nice

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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