Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

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What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

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Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

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It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

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Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

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Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

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A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

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FOX News: Fair and balanced

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which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

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What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

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How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

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Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

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what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

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what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

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Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

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My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

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A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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