- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

tea with milk?

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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