Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

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What's white and black? Color blind.

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knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

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If a red house has red bricks, and a yellow house has yellow bricks, what colour of bricks does a greenhouse have? Greenhouses are made of glass.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

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Q: What is black, white and red all over? A: Interracial sex during the time which the bible has decreed as abhoration.

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Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

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What’s worse than taking a bite out of your apple and finding a worm? Taking a bite out of your apple and finding half a worm.

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Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

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like if your cool

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"What did one Chinese say to each other" "I don't speak chinese.......!"

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

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A blind man walks into a bar... He tragicly attracts aids and dies as the bar is shut down for health purposes

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Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

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Why did the boy drop his vannlai ice cream?because Vannlia ice came.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

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What did Osama say before he was shot? Nothing, it was a surprise attack.

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why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

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What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

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so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

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Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius.

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Why did the black man buy fried chicken? Because it wasn't free.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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