- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

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A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

why are the Harold and Kumar movies really funny? the man who wrote obvieusly has a good sense of humor.

What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

a robber walks into a bank. he steals everything and kills the guards

Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

Q:why was steve sad? A:he had an extra penis

KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

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