Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

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What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

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What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

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What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

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How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

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What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

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What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

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what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

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jews

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what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

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What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

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Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

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^ That's not even funny ^

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What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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