- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

Why is the ground wet It rained

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Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

what does a chair look like? a chair.

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

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