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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

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When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

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What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

Q: What happened when lost John lost his crack cocaine? A: He bought some weed.

Something told me to write "vote pancakes" so I wrote "Vote Pancakes" it said it was wrong, and now I know why, capitals.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesnt rhyme And your entire family died trying to fly to your house for Christmas. They crashed into a orpanage for death children. There were no survivors.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A cripple.

yesterday, a girl asked me why a guy is Bro if he bangs alot of chicks, and chicks are hoes if they do alot of guys. i said to her “well, if one key can open a lot of locks, then it is the master key. if a lock can be opened by alot of keys, then it’s a shittyass lock, isn’t it

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because blind people aren't allowed to drive in the United States.

What's black and white and red all over. Nothing, that's a contradiction.

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

What has two legs and bleeds between them? The back half of a dog with a deep cut in its belly.

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