Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

12 niqqa 12.

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

What is green and slow Grass.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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