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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you heard the one about Tony Hawk's brother Mike? Neither has he, considering Tony Hawk only has a brother named Steve.

never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down

A man said to another man," you are so stupid you climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side." The second man said," well you were on this side of the wall and I'm going to kick your ass." The second man had been drinking that night.

What did one apple say to the other???? Well, since they are fruits, and not people, they were unable to talk...

This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

Q. What's long and hard and full of seamen? A. A penis. Oops, I misspelled "semen". Sorry. Also, to clarify, this doesn't describe the normal state of the average penis. Usually they are flaccid, and they can only be said to be "full of semen" at the exact moment of ejaculation.

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

A man did not like this site

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

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