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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

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Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

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