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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

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