A Mexican and an African American are in a car, who is driving? The Mexican, while the African American rides in the passenger seat.

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what worse then stepping on a lego? watching your son kill your wife

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I ran out of anti-jokes. However, here's a cool math puzzle. 492 357 816 Using every number from 1-9, each row added up equals to 15, horizontally, vertically, and diagonally. Here's another cool word play TEA URN BAY Words horizontally are Tea, Urn, Bay Words vertically are Tub, Era, Any Words diagonally are Try, Bra

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why was the 6 afraid of the 7? because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

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What did the penguin say to the tiger? I'm in the wrong country.

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How do you kill and red head? Throw your mom at them!

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Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

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What did the hispanic say to the black guy? I'm not sure. I wasn't listening because eavesdropping is rude.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

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Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

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How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

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How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

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Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

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Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

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What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

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what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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