- Anti Joke

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

here's a joke... the american education society

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.