- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

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