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all these jokes are horrible now

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

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What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

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why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

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No it doesnt..

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

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What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

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How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

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james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

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How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

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A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

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Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

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Jeez Bill, how drunk was I last night? You took my pet parakeet, threw it at my daughter's piggy bank and yelled "ANGRY BIRDS!!!!"

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whats the same about a red crayon and a blue crayon? there both the same color except for the blue one

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