- Anti Joke

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys