- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

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