Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

star wars kid

What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

joe galasso from plainview ny

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

Knock knock. Who's there? Justin. Hello Justin, please come in.

What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

What city likes baseball the most? New York

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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