Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

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one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

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Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

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In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

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What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

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A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

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Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

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hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

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johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

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What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

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Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

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what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

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Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

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Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

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Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

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A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

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What do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? A Cog

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap ...in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations])That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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How did the baby survive the car accident? He didn't. He was killed on impact.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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