Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Harry Styles! - Louis

My jeans

A man died.

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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