- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

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whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

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