- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

Knock knock.

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

Your mom is so ugly that she had self-esteem problems and severe depression as a teenager due to merciless bullying due to her looks, however she overcame this, found a man who loved her for who she was, and then married him. She now lives a happy life.

It's red or yellow but most likely grey, and when its hit your eye you are dead? A train :)

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

mike:what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas tom:cancer ahahahaha mike:he got a skateboard jerk nararrator: this skate board will be worth less because he has no legs

tell ur mom i love her before i die this would have been a better ending to the tintanic

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

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