What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

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Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

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Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

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A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

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Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

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What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

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Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

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cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

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lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

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Why did the car stop To buy drugs

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What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Q what r u eating under there? Aunderwear ewww thats nasty

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Q. What do mummies do when they run out of toilet paper? A. Nothing - they're dead and inanimate.

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Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" *in a calm tone* " Yeah, me neither."

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A blond, brunet, and redhead were stranded on an island. With in a week they all died of starvation.

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what is white on top and black on bottom Society What is black on top and white on bottom Rape

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Why did a kid throw a clock out the window? Because he was adopted

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Did you know that if you took all the elephants on earth and lined them up in space, that all the elephants would die???

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A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "With proper medical attention and rest, yes, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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