My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [*BANG!*] [L]

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