Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

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whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

speak now or forever hold your pee

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

Whats worse than the holocaust? WNBA

What falls down, but never gets back up? A dead person.

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