- Anti Joke

A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? there are more birds on that side

What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

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A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

kennah campion when she talks

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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