Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

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Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

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Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

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What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

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What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

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"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

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What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

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Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

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What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

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A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

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Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

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Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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A man walks into a bar. Ow

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

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What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

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rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

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What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

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person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

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What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

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What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

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Anti Joke

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