- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

Y' can't spell rape without ape.

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

Whats the difference between males and females? fe

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

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