- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

If you have a stroke, call 000

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

How do you make a Hispanic man sad? Answer: steal everything he has until he has nothing

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