- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

123 f*ck off

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

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