- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

whats white jizz

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

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