- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

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