- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

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