A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car. He tells the car where to go!

roses are red violets are blue bullets are lead now i shoot you

What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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