- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

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