- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

whats brown and sticky? Doody

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

My spelling is horrible

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

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