A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

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Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

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Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

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What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

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What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

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Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

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Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

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How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

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what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

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Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

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What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

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Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

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Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

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How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

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What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

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Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

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why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

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why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

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Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

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A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

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a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

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Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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