What falls down, but never gets back up? A dead person.

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A Fairly ghetto African-American male and a Korean Merchant pass each other on the streets of L.A. two weeks after the Rodney King riots, what happens? The merchant nods his head to say hello to the African-American and the African-American male does the same and they both live out sucessful lives. By the way the African-American just got accepted to Harvard on a scholarship program.

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why couldn't the bicycle stand up on it's own? because it was two tired

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Yo momma so fat that they've diagnosed her with type 2 diabetes and she has an extremely elevated risk of heart disease. You should really encourage her to try and eat better and get more exercise.

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What do you say to a whore with two black guys? How much an hour?

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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How do you kill a ninja? Shoot him with a sniper rifle from a building. How do you make sure he's dead? Shoot him twice.

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chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

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What is the best way to deal with a broken ankle? Ear Lobes.

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Nero, listen, do not try to imply that you created the Iron man method, that was developed by many people over the duration of many years in the former underground society. You seem far too educated to be the savage you claim to be, if I told you that our people will do the uttermost to see if we can fix that eye of yours and succeed, will you forgive my failure and imperfections as a leader? Look at it this way, I am a leader, not a ruler, what my followers do is up to them, but if they cannot understand that they have to pay the consequences behind their actions, they have no place within the order, as for the expression "my order" it is simply what my many followers like for me to say, not because they are unwilling to take responsibility, but as a token of praise. Our articulations and means of expressing desire and such are very much the same, have you ever been part of our order?

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I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

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What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

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yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

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Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

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Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

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What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

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How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

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This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

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Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

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Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

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what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

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