- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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every cloud has a silver lining

Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

Why do fat people commit suicide

Oh, go away

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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