- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

Anyone can post anything.

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

A black man walks out of a police station

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

Wanna hear a joke? Your contact list.

Take part of what?

What page are you on The gay page.

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

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