- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

Seriosly. too much sex again?

Why did the Jews go into the shower? Because they had just finish a basketball game and they needed to freshen up.

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