What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

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Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

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I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

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I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

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Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

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What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

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LO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOPLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOO O O O O O O OLO LOL OL O LO LO LO L OL Wasted your time didn't I -All the lol post are by me, LOL GUY.

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What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

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Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

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Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

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Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

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bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

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Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

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Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

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BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

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Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

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A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

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What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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