What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

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What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

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Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

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How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

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how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

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Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

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what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

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whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

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what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

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The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

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Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

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what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

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hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

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little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

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Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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