- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

LeBron in the fourth quarter

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

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