- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

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