What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

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How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

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Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

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- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

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Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

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why dont they make black forks

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

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Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

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the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

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When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

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2 black kids walk into school

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Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

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What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

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What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

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What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

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What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

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who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

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When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

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Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

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Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

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No your aunties a joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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