- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

Write your own pointless joke on http://pointless-jokes.tk

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??