- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

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