- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

Your're racist.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

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a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

To mama so old, she might die soon.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

What is green and slow Grass.

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

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