- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

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