Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

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A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

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Knock knock! Just kidding.

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What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

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why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

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How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

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Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

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Adam Chebali is awesome

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

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What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

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How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

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what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

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Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

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Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

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A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

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what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

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Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

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Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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