- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

i like turtles

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??