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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

all these jokes are horrible now

What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy almost unparalleled in marine history.

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