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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

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