- Anti Joke

A Mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man, because he was the designated driver for the night and was being helped by his good friend, Paco the Mexican, to quit his alcohol addiction. The AA meetings and rehab clininc were failing and he had lost his job. Jamaal, the black man, is now attending night school and holding down a part-time job at his local Baha Fresh. paco is very proud of him.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm tired.

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle