- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

speak now or forever hold your pee

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

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What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

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