"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

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Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

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A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

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Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

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How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

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Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

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I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

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What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

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I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

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If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

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what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

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A man asked Alexander the Great if he was gay, yet Alexander the Great was not offended. Why? Because "gay" has a rather different connotation than in the modern world than it did in earlier time periods where it meant "happy". Also, Macedonians, Alexander the Great's native people, did not speak English so he would not understand the question. Also Alexander the Great was gay in the sense that he was actually a homosexual.

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Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

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Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

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Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

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Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

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how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

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If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

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Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

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What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

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You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

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What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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