- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

whats brown and sticky? Doody

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

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